It’s an emergency! Local government is calling for all gun owners to report south of the Clinton Nuclear Power Station to deal with an outbreak of some sort. Report to the DeWitt County Sportsmen’s Club by 9:00a.m. for assignments!
Clinton, IL (DCSC News Service) – Authorities are urging calm in the face of reports of strange occurrences at the nearby Clinton Nuclear Power Station, but they are calling for help from the public in the face of reports of attacks from individuals suffering from some sort of infection. This follows the report of a release of nuclear material from the containment building during an unscheduled maintenance event.
Civil authorities, while urging calm in general, are urging firearm owners throughout the area to report to the DeWitt County Sportsmen’s Club range on Saturday, October 27, 2012 for assignments. “Bring your rifles, pistols and ammunition,” said the local emergency manager. “We need gun owners to supplement local and state law enforcement who are busy tending to other matters.”
DeWitt County Sportsmen’s Club
ZOMBIE SHOOT
Saturday, October 27, 2012
9:00 a.m. – ?
DeWitt County Sportsmen’s Club
15423 State Route 10
Clinton, IL 61727
Six miles EAST of Clinton city limit on Route 10.
Registration $15. Includes two runs. Additional runs, $5.
Two separate scenarios!
At least $1 of each run’s fee will be donated to the Wounded Warrior Project.
Will Orson Wells be there to sign autographs?