WAR ON WOMEN: Legislators suggest women vomit on attackers, or urinate, or use the buddy system or a ball-point pen

… anything besides the single tool that has gotten proven results as the great equalizer…  a gun.

The true war on women is illustrated perfectly with leftist, gun-grabbing Democrats telling women that they should urinate or defecate in their pants or vomit on an attacker instead of carrying a gun, because if they carried a gun, they wouldn’t be able to handle it.

Here they are, in Colorado.

First up, Democrat Representative Paul Rosenthal:

There are some viable alternatives to legally carrying a concealed firearm for self-defense including “the buddy system” and Judo, according to Colorado State Representative Paul Rosenthal (D-Denver).

And then there’s this guy Colorado Democrat Rep. Joe Salazar:

Feel like you’re going to be raped? Well, maybe you’re wrong. So goes the justification for Representative Joe Salazar (D-Thornton) to take a away the right for a woman with a concealed carry permit to defend herself while on a Colorado college campus.

And then there are University officials at the University of Colorado (link:  Caution – the link automatically plays annoying video ads):

The University of Colorado at Colorado Springs Department of Public Safety has updated an online statement advising female students to consider a variety of unusual actions if they are attacked, including vomiting, urinating and claiming that they are menstruating.

The advisory was updated Monday evening, just hours after the Colorado state House of Representatives passed a package of gun control bills that includes one that would make it illegal for people with concealed weapons permits to carry guns on the campuses of public universities. The bills still have to go to the state Senate and governor.

Some of the pieces of advice which were updated Monday evening on the university’s public safety website are ones that many would find familiar, from running away without looking back to “yelling, hitting or biting” your attacker.

But the following two suggestions are a little stranger and are already causing quite the outcry on social media: “Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating,” and “Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.”

Maybe they should issue tongue depressors for their coeds.

Gun control is sexist, as illustrated by gun control advocates saying women can’t use guns effectively to protect themselves from violent predators.

In fact, Carolyn McCarthy says the AR is too difficult for women to use.  Really.

Gun control is racist as well, as evidenced by laws old designed to keep Irish, blacks, and other so-called “undesirables” disarmed and modern day laws designed to keep the urban poor disarmed.

It’s also classist as evidenced by the privileged politicians and big shots having modern firearms to protect themselves while the rest of us are denied the same protection.

You can bet Democrat Senator Jesse Ulibarri isn’t issuing the security around him ball-point pens to defend him from violence, as he’s suggesting the rest of us to do.