Nancy Grace: Huckster for the lowest of the low-information types

Nancy Grace and CNN are meant for one another.

She’s a complete drama queen, completely willing to try to make a dry dog turd into a major news story to retain her handful of low-information viewers.

Then again, what do you expect from CNN, a network who tries to peddle make-believe analysis about gun ownership rates as fact?

In recent days, she tried to make George Zimmerman’s meager assemblage of self-defense firearms into, well, an OUTRAGE!

“STUNNING… new evidence revealing GEORGE… ZIMMERMAN’S… SHOCKING… ARSENAL… of guns and ammo.”

Here it is if you want to subject yourself to her idiocy.

You won’t miss anything if you don’t click on it.

What is this so-called shocking arsenal?  According to Radar Online:

-One Keltec 12-gauge shotgun
-One Walther .380 handgun with seven rounds of live ammunition in the magazine
-One Taurus 9 mm handgun with live rounds in the magazine
-One Glock 19 handgun with 16 live rounds
-One AR-15 semi-automatic rifle
-Dozens of rounds of ammunition
-Several gun holsters and bags

All perfectly legal.  Zimmerman even has a concealed carry permit.

So much for innocent until proven guilty.  But that’s her style.

All I can say is that if Nancy Grace ever stumbled into my trunk, she would probably give birth to a litter of kittens and run away screaming as though her heavily hair-sprayed hair was on fire.

She repeatedly lamented George Zimmerman “trying to make money over Trayvon’s death!” in the story.

Well, honey, isn’t that exactly what you’re trying to do?