From a commenter at Second City Cop. Hilarious!
The Gotham City may have Batman and Robin. The Second City has Garry McCarthy as Statman and Mayor Emanuel as Throbbin, The Boy Blunder. And throw in a special appearance by Ric Flair and Deputy Chief Gorgeous. All dressed in stretchy spandex glamour with snug utility belts with all the crime reduction strategy tools.
Superintendent McCarthy as Statman has arch rivals such as the Gangsta Disciples, The Latin Kings, The Black Peace Stones, last years manipulated murder statistics, Four Corner Hustlers, Com Stat deniers, The Two Six and his personal pet peeve, The MLDs or Maniac Latin Disciples.
Mayor Emanuel as Throbbin the Boy Blunder can take on his identified rivals in daily battles with made up villains such as the previous Presidential Administration, Wall Street, 2nd Amendment Right Advocates, The Republicans, Big Oil, Private Enterprise, The Congress and his ultimate political opposition thorn in his side common sense everyday people nemesis, The Taxed Enough Already or T.E.A. Party.
McCarthy is a hired slug, just like hiring ‘consultants’ to do the dirty work in the private sector. The dirty secret in Crook county is that there is no place to put these goofs once they are arrested. There is NO money! They have taxed the tourists and suburb dwellers as far as they can… While they continue to chase industry out with sticks…
Retail theft, Stuff that would easily result in a 90 day stint in a DuPage county jail is a one night affair in cook county. As a convicted felon ‘assplained’ it to me once, “I don’t shoplift in DuPage County no mo!”
Precisely as Du Page wants it.
Love your handle lol
If Rahm really cared about chicago e would promptly resign and take the drunken bum McCarthy with him.
Oh, look the circus is in town, The clowns are here.