“El Chapo”, the recently escaped from prison head of one of Mexico’s largest drug cartels, loves Donald Trump. That’s right: Mexico let their biggest criminal fish go and he’s a big fan of Donald Trump.
How did he get loose? Through a tunnel that nobody noticed. Not only did nobody notice the tunnel, none of the Mexicans noticed the 379 dump trucks full of dirt being hauled away. Then again, a whole lot of people were probably well-compensated not to notice.
What’s more now that he’s out, Guzman’s doing his best to help Donald Trump’s presidential campaign.
“What?” you say.
That’s right: Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman today publicly threatened Donald Trump, writing that he’s going to make Trump eat his words about the illegal alien criminals flowing into America.
Nothing like pouring a tanker trunk of gasoline onto the Trump fire that’s already consuming all of the oxygen in the American media – and giving Trump a metric ton of additional (free) publicity.
This is to say nothing of pissing off Americans who don’t take kindly to foreign criminals threatening our citizens.
Here’s some advice for Mr. El Pint-size: Shut YOUR mouth if you want Trump to fade back into the background. Anything and everything you do to bring further attention to Trump will be exploited times ten to Trump’s advantage.
Unless you really want Trump to be our next President.
El pint-size can only dream of intimidating Trump.
Like him or not, Trump isn’t easily intimidated.
El chapo pene (or Pene el chapo) talks pretty tough for a guy on the run. He better keep his mouth shut and his head low or he’ll find his ass back in jail.
He might be a big fish in that shithole of Mexico, but he’s just another thug in America.
We could do worse than trump…
…fortunately this time around we can also do much, much better.
This isn’t anything a stealth blackhawk and 12 ghosts can’t fix, right?
this article is wrong. El chapo threatened trump because trump said he would kick el chapos ass. A lot of people here are talking nonsense. Do you people realize how dangerous this person is? This guy is the most powerful drug lord ever. Bigger than Pablo Escobar. This is the last guy I would want to piss off. Why is everyone pointing the finger at Mexico? How many people have escaped from maximum security prison in the U.S.? Why don’t you look that one up.
Cough *Bullshit* cough.
You got the order wrong.
El Chapo is a big fish in a little hellhole. Just like Pablo was.
Yeah, he’s got some minions here in America, but America ain’t Mexico when it comes to the population.
It’s worth noting that I’m sure Trump has some friends in the “Blackwater” industry. Mr. Drug Kingpin better home Trump doesn’t write a million-dollar check for “consulting services” to make this whole “shorty” problem go away like a case of jock itch.
First of all. I am not defending el chapo. I am stating facts. You are talking science fiction. Why don’t you look up how far el chapos hands go out. This guy is world wide, not just Mexico. Look him up before you start talking about how trump might have backwater friends. Do you know he does? Is that why he called the FBI after el chapo tweeted him back. So what part is bullshit? Do some research before you start imagining things.
I think DS said, “Blackwater”, not “Backwater”. Big difference, Mr. Ultra.
Science fiction? Do you know what science fiction is?
I lean towards Dyspeptic’s point of view. El Chapo is world wide. Yeah, agreed. So is “Mr. Worldwide”, Pitbull the singer.
I think Dyspeptic’s point is that it’s easy to be a big fish in a backwater (to use a word you seem familiar with) country. It’s quite another to be the same in America.
Sir, you just compared a drug lord to a pop singer…really…I don’t think pitbull is responsible for killing as much people as the Iraqi war. As for blackwater (they changed their name, by the way) do you know that he has “friends” in blackwater? Do you know what science fiction is? How about some facts, sir. What pisses me off is that you have Donald trump that picks a fight with the biggest drug lord in history and he calls the FBI when the drug lord responds to him. Do we really want him as a president? How many times has he filed for bankruptcy? It’s like I tell chuck Liddell that I can kick his as and when he calls me out on it, I call the cops and file charges on chuck Liddell for threatening me. That’s what trump just did… Do you really want a coward in our presidency? At least George w. Bush had balls.
Oh, and backwater was a typo. It’s difficult to write sometimes using a smartphone. Lol, is that the only thing you can find fictitious about my post? I do apologize since it is difficult to write posts on a phone.
It’s a good point. I wonder about the competence of Trump’s security detail.
All I am saying that trump better train for this boxing match because el chapo won’t be an easy match. I would definitely beef up my security.
If I was a betting man, I’d say Trump’s detail is the finest money can buy.
John
I’ve got my popcorn popping.
It’ll be interesting what happens next.
I double dog dare El Chappo to try to make Trump eat his words.