As if America isn’t already awash in trash, pop culture producers are looking to add more.
The “people” who brought us Project Runway, Bad Girls Club and Keeping up with the Kardashians are casting for another trash TV reality show: an anti-gun reality show to profile anti-gun advocates.
It should be a real hoot, right?
They are trolling Craigslist for cast.
Casting for people who have been directly affected by gun violence (ST. LOUIS, MO)
Bunim-Murray Productions, producers of Project Runway, Bad Girls Club and Keeping up with the Kardashians, is NOW CASTING young adults for a new tv show.
Do you appear to be in your early 20’s and have been affected by gun violence in some way? Has this experience caused you to become an advocate against guns? If so, we want to hear your story!
If you would like to be considered for an interview, please email: castingnow@bunim-murray.com
In your email, include your NAME, PHONE NUMBER, and briefly tell us about yourself, your story, and the relative you’ve never met/lost contact with.
The subject heading of your email should be:
“GUNS – CITY NAME”
Attach a few recent PHOTOS of yourself.
SUBMISSIONS WITHOUT PHOTOS WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED!
For more info about our company visit: www.bunim-murray.com.
We are casting NOW!!!
Compensation is to be determined.
Will the casting process involve a couch? Stay tuned.
Quite literally dredging the bottom of the barrel.
What does that couch have to do with this story? Am I missing something?
The couch is for the pistol whipping sexual assault surrender scene for thug nation.
Is that? That couch? Is it? Ohmygosh!
I’m appalled to know where it’s from, and I wouldn’t sit on it if you paid me a $billion!
I don’t get it either. Is this something I should ask my son or daughter about? Or not?
Eh, maybe your son. Or son-in-law. Daughter? Maybe not so much.
Is that the Fake Agent’s couch?
WE HAVE A WINNER!
I get the thing about the couch, I guess that dates me. The “casting couch” is where hopeful stars or starlets (depending on how the casting director preferred his pleasure)gave their most important screen test. They don’t do it that way now days, oh there is still perversions, today they go by how liberal the wannabe is. If you’re pro abortion, pro homosexual, pro drugs, anti God, anti gun, anti Constitution you’re in. This is why I don’t go to the movies anymore.
You sir, are correct.
“If you’re pro abortion, pro homosexual, pro drugs, anti God, anti gun, anti Constitution you’re in.”
If a woman (or a guy) is all those things, then he or she is probably not going to be terribly opposed to time on the above couch with some creepy guy, right? Especially if he/she is not so bright, with poor self-esteem and control issues.
John
Yea – I was in a restaurant when I was 13 years old – a woman comes running around a corner screaming “LOOK OUT, HE’S GOT A GUN” – from behind her around the corner, out of our sightline POP -POP – POP… Everyone under tables, helpless horror on their faces, putting their small children behind them to shield them from bullets with their own bodies. No exit – victims in waiting.
I knew right then – if I had a gun – anyone rounding that corner to shoot I could kill before they could get a shot off. He never rounded that corner. After what seemed like AN ETERNITY – someone yelled “the cops are here” – we got out of there quick – noticing the blood on the way out.
It wasn’t long after I turned 21 that I purchased my first handgun. I’ve never been in a similar situation since (Thank God) – but I’ve had my handgun with me every day since – I can’t see any other realistic way to give yourself an even fighting chance at securing your own safety in a dangerous world.
That’s how I’ve been directly affected by gun violence!
Amazing how a “Come meet Jesus” moment makes people into life-long believers, doesn’t it?
Somehow I don’t think those are the stories these hacks are seeking.
Maybe they are doing this looking for stupid people to drop their pants and screw the producers.
And yes, I recognize that couch. Lone Ranger and Indirect: Google BACKROOM CASTING COUCH and you’ll see what I mean. (Don’t do it if your minor kids are around… or if your wife doesn’t want you seeing… ahem, “adult” images.)