FELONY STUPID: Thug tries to ‘jack an occupied, unmarked cop car; hilarity ensues

Dominique Albert.

He never was the smartest kid in the room.

His half-wit mind thought a car occupied by two men would be a great target for a carjacking last week in St. Pete, FL.

It never occurred to him that it was a cop car.

Again, we never said he won any awards for mental acumen.

He opens the passenger door and threatens the cops with a steak knife.  A steak knife!

The cops, momentarily stunned by the utter audacity of the dim-wit thug, pulled their guns and announced their office.  At that point, the chase was on.  After a long chance and an extended struggle, the predatory perpetrator – out on bond from a theft charge from stealing from Walmart – was tased and taken into custody.

Yes, he was full of piss and vinegar and they tased the pee right out of him.

St. Petersburg, FL (The Smoking Gun) –A knife-wielding Florida man who attempted a carjacking Thursday night quickly discovered that the vehicle he targeted was an undercover cop car occupied by a pair of armed plainclothes detectives, according to an arrest affidavit.

Dominique Albert, 27, allegedly approached the car on a St. Petersburg street around 9:45 PM and yanked open the passenger door. Albert, pictured at right, leaned into the auto while holding a steak knife in his right hand.

While Albert’s would-be victims were initially startled by the interloper, they quickly rallied.

“Police!,” shouted Detective Daniel Torok from the driver’s seat as he drew his handgun and leveled it at Albert, who “turned and fled on foot.”

Torok and his partner then chased after Albert, who dropped his knife during the pursuit. When the cops caught up with Albert, he “fought Police with violence, but was finally taken into custody after a lengthy fight.” Albert, who allegedly continued to struggle after being handcuffed, stopped resisting after a backup officer “deployed his Taser.”

A search of Albert turned up two other “large, fixed blade knives,” police reported.

Charged with carjacking, resisting arrest, and aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, all felonies, Albert is locked up on $170,000 bond.

At the time of the alleged carjacking, the hapless Albert was free on bond in connection with an arrest last month for shoplifting at a Walmart store.