GANGSTA STYLE: Crack-shot Kyjuan caps his “Norff Bangers” bro in back of noggin’

You gotta love a happy ending to a sad story.

Cops say “Norff Bangers” gang member Kyjaun Dorsey (pictured above) shot his fellow “G” in the back of the head while the two were poppin’ caps at rival “Roc Block” gang members from Champaign, IL.

Seems Jeremy O’Neal’s brain housing group was pierced and the contents therein were discombobulated in a rather sudden and profound manner, leaving him suffering from death by hot lead.

The car they were driving in crashed head-on into another car, putting a rather sudden end to the clown circus.

URBANA (News-Gazette) — Prosecutors have added murder to the list of charges against an Urbana teen already jailed in connection with a gunfire exchange in north Champaign last month that left one man dead and a second injured.

Police and prosecutors believe that on Oct. 19, Kyjuan K. Dorsey, 19, accidentally shot his own friend and fellow gang member, Jeremy O’Neal, 18, as the two of them were passengers in a car and were allegedly taking aim at rival  gang members.

Assistant State’s Attorney Lindsey Clark, who has been working closely with Champaign police detectives, said Dorsey is the only one believed to have fired a weapon even though police found a second gun in the car that belonged to Mr. O’Neal. Dorsey allegedly hit Mr. O’Neal in the back of the head as he aimed at others outside.

Dorsey was charged last week with aggravated battery of a firearm and aggravated discharge of a firearm for allegedly shooting Marquise Burnett, 19, of Urbana, in the leg.

What?  No attempted murder?

Clark said Burnett was among a group of rival gang members who were outside a home in the 600 block of West Beardsley Avenue about 5:30 p.m. on Oct. 19 when a car came by and shots were fired at the people outside.

People who were on the porch and in the yard also fired, Clark said, and within seconds, the car driver, who has not been criminally charged, crashed the Mercury Marquis head-on into another car in that same block.

Everybody got in on the action.  Great.  Nothing like living in the Wild, Wild West in Champaign, Illinois.

Aside from Crack Shot Kyjuan, everyone else charged is facing only minor charges.

Welcome to Illinois.

If you haven’t gotten your license to carry, people like Kyjuan and the rest of the insane clown posse are reasons enough you should get one and carry.  You just never know when these idiots are going to target you and yours.