Heidi Czerwiec is a poster child for today’s pajama-clad adults living at home with mom and dad who need “safe spaces” on college campuses to avoid perceived microagressions. This woman-child somehow managed to get a professorship at the University of North Dakota and recently, SHE CLAIMS, she looked out her window and saw ROTC cadets drilling with their rifles outside.
Seeing these young people “armed” with rifles, she cowered in fear hiding under her desk calling 9-1-1.
Assuming it’s not just another fabrication written a leftist to add a dramatic flair to their writing, I’d pay good money for a selfie of this hypersensitive twit under her desk.
And before one of Czerweic’s comrades claims I’m making ad hominem attacks against this so-called professor, look up the word “twit”. (Per Websters: a silly annoying person : fool.)
She wrote about her traumatic experience and submitted it to the local newspaper (instead of doing the work the University of ND paid her to do?), sharing her brilliance with the whole wide world.
Yes sir. Bless her heart.
Military maneuvers startle already-stressed UND campus
(Grand Forks Herald, Special Snowflake edition) – Apparently, it’s not enough that UND’s administration is attacking the quality of education by cutting programs and experienced faculty and jacking class sizes. Now, we must also feel under physical attack as well.
I look up from my office computer to see two figures in camo with guns outside my window. My first thought is for my students’ and my safety: I grab my phone, crawl under my desk and call 911. The dispatcher keeps me on the line until someone can see if ROTC is doing maneuvers.
The dispatcher told this trembling snowflake that everything would be alright and to think pear-shaped, calming thoughts (perhaps imagining her harem of cats at home).
She then complains that a sane person called her back and chided her for not using common sense.
A few minutes later, a university officer calls me back—not to reassure me, but to scold me for calling 911…
I’m guessing Heidi didn’t get enough scolding as a child. She thinks she’s going to have the last word.
He also tells me that ROTC will be doing these exercises for the next couple weeks.
So I reply that I guess I’ll be calling 911 for the next couple weeks—and I will. Every time.
Well, keep on calling, sweet cheeks. You might have the last word, but Officer Friendly will have the last act, citing you for willful abuse of the 911 system.
One. Stupid. Individual,
My mom tried to teach me not to be shallow and judge a book by its cover.
She failed. Some people look like idiots. Others look like losers. Or dopers. Or criminals. It’s not stereotyping, it’s called clues.
This woman looks as attractive on the outside as she describes herself on the inside of her vacuous head.
Sam
Nice education, associate professor teaches her students to cower every time something frightens them. I wonder how frighten she will feel when her share of the refugees she wants show up?
From her web site (www.http://heidiczerwiec.com/):
My new collection, Self-Portrait as Bettie Page (Barefoot Muse, 2013), is a sonnet sequence that negotiates the relationship between formal poetics, bondage/discipline, and female identity through the figure of elusive 1950s pinup Bettie Page, whose own identity was a series of costumes.
Jesus H.
She’s even more clueless than I thought.
Bondage and disclipline? I knew I recognized her from somewhere! Internet spanking porn!
Just kidding.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she still lived at home in a protective bubble to protect from microaggressions.
Um, She’s no Bettie page.
I cant believe she’s got a husband and a son. God have pity on them
I wonder who wears the pants in her family?
She’d pray for those kids with their rifles if the real bad guys ever showed up.
People like her don’t pray…to God, that is.
let’s think positively that the DNA this idiot is carrying DOESN’T get in the gene or jean pool.
How would you like to be her husband. I wonder if he’s told her that he has three rifles and 4 handguns in the garage.
It’s North Dakota! Doesn’t just about everybody in North Dakota have a gun in their pickup?
She’s married to her cat.
Be her husband? Sorry, I’m in eligible. Not because I’m married, but because I don’t live in my mom’s basement and have $200k in student loans to pay back while I work part time at Starbucks pouring coffee.
What’s more, Mrs. Whittemore could probably kick that woman’s ass with merely a dirty look.
Sam
She would have a whole new outlook on life if she had to actually work for a living.
Combine liberalism, a fear of guns, and the new requirement for “safe spaces”, and it’s a wonder anyone who goes to college these days can think straight by the time they get out.
It’s the same kind of thinking that caused this ridiculous reaction:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2016/03/24/someone-wrote-trump-2016-on-emorys-campus-in-chalk-some-students-said-they-no-longer-feel-safe/
I suppose that this kind of hand-wringing, panty-wetting fear is a sign of the times. Such easily terrified people would not have survived to adulthood in the past. How wonderful that modern society can make useless, whining infants our coworkers and teachers.
News flash for ms. Phd- the world is not a safe place, never has been.
I will just leave this small example of her “poetry” here LOL! It’s so bad LOL! And I knwo she thinks she is brilliant for it…
I praise the circumference of thy shaft!
All night long, O my Evan,
I praise it lowered, half-, and fully-staffed.
I praise the circumference of thy shaft,
but most of all I praise the craft
with which you work its inches seven.
I praise the circumference of thy shaft
all night long – O my! Evan!
Heidi Czerwiec
Oh my heavens.
Poor Evan. He must be blind. And maybe deaf too.
Or is Evan her pet name for her personal sex toy?
Please tell me you’re making that shit up…
to vmabuck: How can somebody “teach” daily and be professionally exposed to the greatest poetry ever written but then go on themselves to scribble unadulterated crap bunions like this?
People of character and real accomplishment acknowledge the genius of artists and possess enough self-respect and common sense to not flail at attempting great art themselves. Whoops, did I say “common sense”?
I sent an email to NDU’s military services program director urging them to take action. Heidi ruins their reputation and disrespects the large surrounding military population who provide Fargo payroll and potential student vets.
If Heidi actually wrote the above, I suggest she memorize:
“The angle of the dangle is roughly equivalent to the mass of the ass.”
She then has a lifelong template for shaft circumference praising and a ready-made barometer of great poetry, such as my own recent work, “I’m Wowed at the Wideness of Your Wood”
I’m laughing my ass (and all its mass) off here.
Funny shit there.
Sounds like GSL/John needs to create a program for potty training liberals
I’ve never heard or the ROTC attacking anything except maybe a pizza. You have to wonder what prompted the UND academic board to hire such a lunatic. She sure is special, bless her heart.
As of 25 March, her latest publication, “Hiking the Maze,” ranks 9,924,627 on the Amazon best-seller list. It does, however, have one 5-star review posted by ––––>>>> her.
She’s an island of sanity in her mind.
But haven’t I heard somewhere an old saying that if everyone around you is insane, maybe you’re the one with the problem?
Let her call 911. I’m sure Officer Friendly will be happy to write her a summons to appear in court.
Maybe she can write about his nightstick next.
Sam
Professor porn queen. Likes guns. The ones in men’s pants only.
Someone send her a battery operated boyfriend. Label it “Evan II”.
I do hope she continues to call 911,then they can arrest her for abusing the 911 system. How poetic would that be?