Meet Kyjuan Dorsey. He got convicted this past week of shooting his best friend in the back of the head while the two rocket surgeons were trying to execute a drive-by shooting against other gang-banging brain surgeons.
Someone forgot to tell him that Black Lives Matter.
It’s was what we call a “negligent discharge”. For the first time in his pathetic, dysfunctional lifetime, Kyjuan scored a direct hit, wrecking what few brains his best buddy Jeremy O’Neal had. It just goes to show that Darwin and Karma have a sense of humor now and then. Better still, it wasn’t an innocent that got killed.
Of course, Kyjuan claimed it wasn’t him.
Nah.
The Champaign-Urbana News-Gazette has the story:
URBANA — An Urbana teen who accidentally shot his best friend in the back of the head while firing at another man has been convicted of murdering his friend and shooting the other man.
Kyjuan Dorsey, 19, whose last known address was in the 200 block of South Dodson Drive, Urbana, faces 45 years to life in prison when Judge Tom Difanis sentences him Sept. 29.
A jury of six men and six women took about five hours Thursday to convict Dorsey of the first-degree murder of Jeremy O’Neal, 18; aggravated battery with a firearm for shooting Marquise Burnett, 19, in the leg; and aggravated discharge of a firearm for firing the gun in Burnett’s direction.
…Mr. O’Neal was shot at close range in the back of the head as he sat in the front seat of a car that was headed east in the 600 block of West Beardsley Avenue about 5:30 p.m. that Monday, some of its occupants apparently intent on shooting at men who were outside a home in that block.
The good news for Kyjuan is that prison sentences in Illinois are like dog years in reverse.
The bad news for all of us is that we’ll have to pay 50,000 a year for the next twenty years to feed and water this worthless piece of human debris.
The good news is that we won’t have to pay to incarcerate his friend Jeremy.
Outstanding, I do love a happy ending.
Nice shootin’.
I nominate him to do it again and again.
Hopefully he can make a few more “best friends” in prison. Reduce the over crowding.
The SA actually prosecutes people here? Who’d a thunk?
I SHOT MARVEN!!!
A pure savage. Hopefully his last act as a free man was ridding the earth of another savage. Rot in your cage. How has it come to this that this segment of society has so little humanity, so little compassion, so little respect for life. And yet according to Obama the police are the problem. I guarantee you that this POS has never had a job or done anything in his life to make things better in any way. A parasitic existence. He commits an accidental murder while trying to commit murder. We need the death penalty back, an expedited version of it. Get sentenced to death, sweat it for a year then you get killed by the same method that you killed someone. So a bullet to the head, quick easy and cheap.
If they had jobs they wouldn’t have time to make up these dumb shit names.