Idealistic students (and at least one graduate) at The University of Texas at Austin brought in reinforcements for their “tool time” protest against campus carry this week. Not only did they have tables full of tools – in this case free sex toys – but also found some tools to wield them.
The Urban Dictionary defines a “Tool” as:
Tool
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
That tool dosen’t even know she’s just using him.
Yes, the special snowflakes held a protest against campus carry using dildos as their draw. “Cocks not Glocks” they called it.
Someone spent big money to bring in scores of sex toys and dumped them onto tables in front of giggling college coeds. Organizers thought they had a crowd of staunch anti-gun demonstrators dedicated to the cause. In reality, they had passersby laughing at them and those who wanted a free sex toy. That’s right, get your free sex toys!
Citylab, a division of the (ahem) left-leaning “The Atlantic” tried to make this a culture war.
Sex Toys and Gun Laws Collide on Campus in Austin
What started as a protest over campus-carry gun laws at the University of Texas at Austin has exploded into a college culture war.
Far from it.
Gun ownership is skyrocketing across America. Support for scary gun bans is at historical lows. But don’t let that get in the way of a make-believe story. After all, 6% of Americans still trust the mainstream media!
And George Soros’ money – or some other anti-gun foundation who paid for this farce isn’t going to get Americans to surrender their right to keep and bear arms. Not even for a free sex toy.
It shows the mentality of the anti gun movement. A dangerous predator will know by the t shirt and the “toy” in the holster who to pick as his next victim.
I wonder how embarrassed these kids will be someday when(if) they finally mature.
Cocks not Glocks? That’s a false choice. This is America. We can have both if we want.
I have a Glock and a Cock how cool is that.
I carry a Glock. My *who hoo* isn’t as big as those on the table though. No wonder they made those college girls giggle.
I think we need the ACLU to get involved since I didn’t see any toys for the boys on that table. Doesn’t that make it a sexist representation?
The t-shirt says “Take it and Come.” Is that a subliminal message to accepting a forced penetration? Are the dildos offered for practice? Pure lunacy on the gun grabbers effort.
Upon receiving the free dildo, what will one do if the shape is mistaken by another person (or God forbid a police officer) for a pistol? So it’s dark, a young lady is walking through campus with her new toy and an officer shouts, “Freeze! Drop the weapon!” The co-ed laughs, turns around with the dildo in her hand. Shots ring out and all of a sudden, cocks not glocks was a stupid idea. Just another reason to realize that the gun grabbers are lunatics that do not think.