The fantasy-land football ad policy document will launch even the casual Super Bowl viewer into a fit of gigglesnorts. It outlines copious content restrictions covering alcohol, “nude or semi-nude performers,” firearms, gambling, and “movies, video games and other media that contain or promote objectionable material or subject matter (e.g., overtly sexual or excessively violent material).”
The NFL is free to accept or reject any advertiser it wants to, of course. But its “prohibited content” list seems a far more accurate description of your average Super Bowl half-time performance and ad rundown. Between Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunctions and Beyonce’s leather-clad dry-humping, the football execs have embraced lucrative vulgar ads over the years that have featured:
—An upside-down clown who appears to pour Bud Light beer up his rear end.
—A bizarre sex-change operation analogy to tout Holiday Inn’s hotel upgrades.
—A barefoot Kenyan runner violently dragged to the ground by white hunters and forced to wear a pair of Just For Feet running shoes.
—A flatulent Budweiser horse whose emissions cause a candle to torch a woman’s hair.
—Ad characters getting electrocuted, run over by buses, kicked, punched, tackled, thrown out of high-rise buildings, and attacked by crotch-biting dogs.
Skeezy Super Bowl spots have degraded women with everything from soapy car washes and jiggling bikini tops to squirty burgers and suntan lotion sessions to group stripper pole dances. The NFL regularly airs trailers for violent Hollywood movies and video games. In the aftermath of the Newtown massacre last year, for example, a commercial promoting the shoot-em-up flick “Gangster Squad” aired during a Colts-Texans game, and a spot promoting the M-rated video game “Hitman: Absolution” aired during a post-game show.
The NFL’s laughable ad policy also restricts “social cause/advocacy advertising,” presumably in the interest of neutrality. But the league itself has discouraged players from using weapons at home for legal self-defense and has opposed legal Wisconsin concealed-carry weapons holders from bringing their weapons into Lambeau Field.
Meanwhile, notorious motormouth Bob Costas was free to hijack Sunday Night Football last year to attack America’s “gun culture.” The wannabe MSNBC host exploited the murder-suicide of NFL player Jovan Belcher, claiming that “handguns do not enhance our safety” and ignoring the millions of successful defensive uses of handguns.
Boycott them! arrest them for unamerican subversive acts, oh wait the fix is in like Hillery, so now we get to kiss ass for a rag head SOB and we are paying for it! how stupid and ignorant people are they’d rather see the Country Disgraced than miss a F***ing Game that is rigged from the git go,
I haven’t attended an NFL game since the tickets went to $50+ for seats where I don’t need binoculars to see the game. Yeah, that’s been a LONG time. Shelling out hard-earned money to watch a bunch of felons and thugs play a game? Not when I can watch from the comfort of my living room in HD and not pay $10 for a watered down beer and $10 for a goddamn hot dog.
And I damn sure don’t buy any over-priced jerseys or any of that other NFL bullshit merchandise. I think my wife would have my ass if I did in a weak moment.
If the NFL is going to hate America, then we should hate them right back.
National Felon League.
I wonder if a majority of NFLers are able to (legally) have guns!
Football is my favorite sport, but these hypocritical fools are making it hard to stay that way; being a Bears fan makes it harder to watch…
And why is the NFL allowed to have ”not for profit” tax breaks? It is the only major sport given this status. Is trying to steal our gun rights the cause” it advocates?
I stopped watching 10 years ago. Don’t miss football at all!
Fake Patriotism is nothing a true patriot want to associate with!
I’m with Bill1, I gave up football years ago and I don’t miss it. I have found many more meaningful ways to enjoy my free time that does not support this liberal agenda. Spend time with your family, get out of the house, enjoy life. In particular, go to your local gun range!
The NFL changed their policy in 2013 to now prohibit all off- duty and qualified retired law enforcement officers from carrying their guns at all their venues and also has the full support of almost all the NFL franchise owners.The NRA and the fraternal order of police have written many letters to the NFL commissioners office to rescind this flawed policy in light of the continuous threats of terrorist attacks against targets of opportunity.
Oh, COLON, COLON COLON. Can’t have the guts to be bold BEFORE you got your MILLIONS.
Burned all of my 49ers gear and will be boycotting every NFL game this season. These idiot players made their statement, now I am making mine.