With great sadness we bring you video of one of God's children getting an early opportunity to meet Jesus. What did he do to earn a premature appearance at Heaven's Gates? The future molecular biologist (who might have one day found a cure for cancer, and flatulance too!) decided that robbing a gun and pawn shop would be a great idea to help finance his college tuition.
You'll see in the video that the shop's owner, Jimmy Groover instantly drawing down when he noticed the robbers. He switched from passive to aggressive instantly, with no "freeze" upon seeing his attackers. He pulled out his gun, adopted a nice isosceles stance and shot future Nobel Prize winner to death on the stop. He then turned his gun to Nobel Prize winner #2 who ran out of the place as though his hair was on fire.
The UK Daily Mail has the story. Or you can grab some popcorn and cut to the chase below.
Sometimes you just don't get a second chance to play stupid games.
Just once I want to see a disclaimer on one of those great videos something along the lines of "warning content here will give you a woody the size of the Washington Monument. Only real men need watch further," or something like that. What simp of a special snowflake would find that disturbing? That is life at its best. The good guy wins the Predator loses and one more breeder is taken out of the chain of life. That's what have a Lucian supporters would call survival of the fittest! Good shoot!
Have a lucian?????
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I'm probably going to hell for doing so, but I laughed out loud the second and third times I saw that asshole robber get shot DRT. That .45 sure put a quick stop to his misguided misadventure! Whoo hooo!
(The first time I saw it I went, "DAMN!!!! NICE!!!!")
Dropped him like a poleaxe.
Turd had two guns! Guess he thought that looked extra cool in The Matrix, huh?
And his co-turdinator didn't want to stick around to render aid to his friend, either. No honor among thieves!
Another cost and expense savings for the criminal democrat voter housing project.
He didn't have no gun, he was just trying to sell the two guns so he could go to college. And the ski mask was because it was cold out. You racist MFers. It's the poleeces fault, they made this happen. January 20th can't come soon enough. A hearty F you to the outgoing administration, especially that evil witch Hillary. There's a special place in hell for you.