Chicago takes their Independence Day celebrations seriously.  So do Chicago’s gang members and non-affiliated criminal class.  They killed 13 in the city.  63 more were wounded, including one shot righteously by a concealed carry license holder he tried to rob.  You have to love instant karmatic (is that a word?) justice.

HeyJackass.com (yes, that’s a real website) has the body count:

8-10 years ago, this weekend along with the week at large was a lock for the most violent of the year. However, since the wheels came off in late May of 2020, it has become another lead-filled, mostly peaceful, often violent, occasionally unacceptable, and absolutely, 100% demonization-free weekend filled with silly decisions and poor life choices only with an extra day or two thrown in to pad the stats.

Final Demonized Tally: 13 killed, 63 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 15 killed, 65 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 23 killed, 90 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 21 killed, 71 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 7 killed, 69 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 10 killed, 42 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 15 killed, 89 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 6 killed, 62 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 11 killed, 55 wounded
2014 weekend tally: 16 killed, 66 wounded
Average tally: 14 killed, 67 wounded

Friday 6/30
2:15p 100 E 16th, Near South Side, M/17
4:50p 7800 S South Shore, South Shore, M/45
4:55p 7000 S Justine, Englewood, M/30
6:05p 6400 N Richmond, West Ridge, M/17
6:20p 1800 S Komensky, North Lawndale, M/14
8:20p 6300 S Artesian, Chicago Lawn, M/24
8:20p 6300 S Artesian, Chicago Lawn, M/25
8:20p 6300 S Artesian, Chicago Lawn, M/?
8:20p 6300 S Artesian, Chicago Lawn, M/?
8:30p 5600 S Wolcott, Englewood, M/43
11:20p 3600 W Thomas, Humboldt Park, M/44
11:35p 6800 S Wolcott, Englewood, M/36
Saturday 7/1
12:01a Second City Cop returns
12:30a 5500 S Shore, Hyde Park, M/27
12:30a 6100 S Drexel, Woodlawn, F/33
1:30a 6100 S Honore, Englewood, M/16
1:30a 300 W Ontario, Near North Side, M/26
2:45a 400 W 75th, Grand Crossing, M/15
2:45a 400 W 75th, Grand Crossing, M/16
4:35a 8700 S Cottage Grove, Chatham, M/85
12:50p 4100 W Washington, Garfield Park, M/19
1:55p 300 S Hamlin, Garfield Park, M/23
5:40p 6100 N Campbell, West Ridge, F/?
6:20p 4900 W Walton, Austin, M/18
6:30p 3800 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, F/5
6:30p 3800 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/?
8:40p 5300 S Kostner, West Elsdon, M/16
8:40p 5300 S Kostner, West Elsdon, M/19
8:40p 5300 S Kostner, West Elsdon, F/52
10:30p 4800 W Adams, Austin, M/35
Sunday 7/2
12:35a 7900 S Halsted, Auburn Gresham, M/27
12:35a 7900 S Halsted, Auburn Gresham, M/30
12:35a 7900 S Halsted, Auburn Gresham, F/52
12:40a 3400 S Ashland, Mckinley Park, M/35
1:10a 5600 S Indiana, Washington Park, M/43
🌧🌧 Rain Delay 🌧🌧
8:40a 4800 S Hoyne, New City, M/26
🌧🌧 Rain Delay 🌧🌧
2:25p 2220 S Lawndale, Little Village, M/?
10:10p 4400 N Malden, Uptown, M/17
Monday 7/3
12:15a 2600 S Millard, Little Village, F/15
12:15a 2600 S Millard, Little Village, F/48

12:15a 2600 S Millard, Little Village, M/18
4:45a 200 S Lavergne, Austin, M/23
10:10a 1700 E 67th, Woodlawn, F/28
3:50p 5400 W Kinzie, Austin, F/27
4:55p 4700 S Western, Brighton Park, M/22
4:55p 4700 S Western, Brighton Park, M/?
7:15p Man critical after stabbing at Montrose Beach
7:30p 5900 S Karlov, West Lawn, M/20
Independence Day
12:25a 600 N Dearborn, Near North Side, M/49
1:05a 2900 N Oak Park, Montclare, M/30
1:30a Walk-in @ Stitch-N-Go, F/17
1:30a 2000 N Southport, Lincoln Park, F/54
1:45a 3300 S Lowe, Bridgeport, M/29
4:00a 7000 S Morgan, Englewood, M/?
7:20a 4400 S Wood, New City, M/24
7:20a 4400 S Wood, New City, M/25
1:15p 700 W 53rd, New City, M/21
7:50p 12000 S Union, West Pullman, M/25
8:30p 200 S Campbell, Near West Side, M/15
9:30p 100 W 114th, Roseland, F/73
9:50p 700 S Hoyne, Englewood, M/31
10:00p 11800 S LaSalle, West Pullman, M/42
11:30p 200 W 37th, Armour Square, M/41
11:35p 2200 W 21st, Lower West Side, F/42
Don’t Demonize Wednesday
12:05a 1100 S Des Plaines, Near West Side, M/?
12:05a 1100 S Des Plaines, Near West Side, M/32
12:15a 800 S Lawndale, Garfield Park, M/24
12:15a 10200 S Yale, Roseland, F/14
1:00a 5500 N Campbell, Lincoln Park, F/21
1:50a 1600 W Howard, Rogers Park, M/43
2:05a 4400 S Princeton, Fuller Park, M/?
2:05a 4400 S Princeton, Fuller Park, F/36
2:05a 4400 S Princeton, Fuller Park, F/?
Concealed carry holder shoots masked man
during robbery attempt
3:30a 2600 W Devon, West Ridge, M/?

4:50a 1300 W Garfield, Englewood, ?/?
4:50a 1300 W Garfield, Englewood, ?/?
4:50a 1300 W Garfield, Englewood, ?/?
4:50a 1300 W Garfield, Englewood, ?/?

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Wednesday
Temporal Note: Different years have different time frames depending on what day the 4th fell on. 2014-2016, 2020-2022 all ran for 3.75 days, 2013, 2017 & 2019 are 4.75 days and 2018 was a marathon 5.75 days because the 4th fell on a Wednesday.

While it’s too late to sport that tee for this weekend’s shitshow, there’s plenty of time to pick one up ahead of your follow-up visit to get those stitches removed from your “hold my beer, watch this” incident.

Don’t forget to pick up a sarcastic T-shirt or two over at their store.

4 thoughts on “Happy Independence Day Chicago-style: 13 ‘kilt’, 63 wounded (that we know of…)”
  1. I always found it ironic that the brain dead zombie population of this state celebrate Independence Day at all. We have a heavy population of Marxist liberal filth and plenty of lumps that are too busy to vote to keep the damage a minimum. Of course the more north and east you go in the state the worse it gets but even in the farthest edges of the state you’ll find brain dead imbeciles voting for the most corrupt politicians Chicago can prop up. More taxes and less liberty are just fine with them !!!! But every Independence Day this garbage will clop on down to watch fireworks and see an American flag wave.

  2. Well it’s my extreme pleasure to pay for all this gun violence by 6% of the population (FBI statistics) with my fucking constitutional rights. I am every so pleased to give up my right to own guns so these skid marks in the underpants of humanity can continue to exhibit their subhuman tendencies, and the miserable communists can continue to burn the country down while SCOTUS fiddles.

    Since the melanin-enhanced and gender-bending garbage committing virtually all of the gun violence in America are both protected classes, it is my privilege to pay the price for their felonious behavior.

    1. Don’t forget the illegal aliens! THere’s gotta be at least a MILLION of ’em in ILL-ANNOY by now. Not paying taxes. Committing crimes. Getting free health care, free pandemic monies, free education for their chillens, etc. SUCKING at our teets like there’s no tomorrow cause…..well, there IS NO TOMORROW.

      SHTF starts NOW. Are you ready?

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